Dr. Jack 

An alcoholic drink consisting of Dr. Pepper and Jack Daniel's.

Dude, give me another shot of Dr. Jack

Dr. Jack by omgmrj December 13, 2009

Dr. Jack Bright 

Director of Foundation Personnel. Somewhat amoral. Extremely loyal to the Foundation. May be ridiculous, may be terrifying; is certainly blunt. Attached to SCP-963, and is therefore immortal, using the body of whatever the amulet has last touched. His family has been associated with the Foundation (and other anomalous groups) since time immemorial. His younger brother is SCP-590 (which a few know); SCP-321 is a sister (which almost no one knows). At least two other relatives work for the Foundation at a high level. Several of Bright's discarded bodies — still possessing his personality and knowledge at time of separation from SCP-963 — have been put to work on secret Foundation projects. Bright possesses a desire to permanently die that he may not be conscious of; ironic, for he only became part of SCP-963 because he was trying not to die.

Researcher Bennett: Hey, who's that guy over there with the necklace?

Researcher Smith: Dude, is this your first day or something? That's Dr. Jack Bright!

Dr. Jack Bright by wowowowoowowo January 9, 2025

Dr Jack Bright 

A popular researcher at the SCP Foundation who's cursed with immortality due to his amulet, SCP-963 (long story). Very silly, does lots of pranks. You can use his name to make puns to annoy your friends

(Dr Jack Bright, aka Bright puns)

I have a bright idea!

Things are looking very bright today!

On the bright side, my prank was successful

Dr Jack Bright by Mercutio b1tch! December 16, 2023

Dr. Jackson 

1; synonymous with the term "queerbait" 2; The figurehead of CCHS who dictates the day with a scowl of his peto-mustache and threats of budget cuts. His life revolves around his coin collection, daily masculine hygiene routines, sending prayers to Hosanna and stealing clothes from gravesites from the late 70s era. Before he was a fascist principal, he donated his wardrobe to be used in the film Anchorman" and he used to be the drummer for Blue Oyster Cult. Wittled away from the years of alcohol and substance abuse, he went to a motivational speech and he decided to turn his life around. He has a tattoo of John Petrucci of Dream Theatre flying over fiery mountains on his chest. He is currently wanted for phishing and identity theft in 4 states.

Patrick C; "ARUGGHHHH"
Dr. Jackson; "God dammit you little shit"

Dr. Jackson by Chumbucket Corndip May 28, 2014

Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide 

Refers to the common and acutely frustrating "doggedly pretending not to understand and thus getting the help-requester to repeat/rephrase his tale of woe over and over till he finally gives up" strategy that many adults/older siblings resort to in an effort to eventually discourage a youngster in his efforts to motivate said elder to intervene on his behalf, but the elder does not wish to get involved or bestir himself. This destructive and selfishly-deceitful practice involves a similar "hiding behind a veil of fake confusion" ruse used by the jackal in the famous fable --- the jackal pretends to never quite be able to understand the situation and thus flimflams the frustratedly enraged tiger into tempestuously re-entering the cage so that the jackal could lock him back inside again, thus preventing him from devouring the Brahman for dinner.

I tried to get my uncle to step in and settle the quarrel I was having with my cousin, but he always just kept smiling amusedly and scratching his head in apparent bewilderment and asking me to repeat my story and "explain myself" over and over --- I know full well that my story was perfectly clear and easy for him to understand, though, so I suspect now that he was pulling the old Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide ploy on me just so that he wouldn't have to get involved in the dispute.

Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide by QuacksO January 18, 2017