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downloading the floppy

Beating The Meat To Computer Porn
my dad was caught downloading the floppy.

downloading the firmware 

Like texting while driving wasn't bad enough, Tom was downloading the firmware with the other hand!
downloading the firmware by stavio November 17, 2011

Downloading the Latest Software

to void oneself of fecal matter in a computer literate way.
Boss: "Who knows where Milt went? His report is late!"

Milt's Work Bud: "I believe he is downloading the latest software."

Boss: "Well, alrighty then. Gotta love his initiative!"

downloading the virus

Watching porn, based on the viral video 'I Was Searching Around The Internet' about a teen boy that was caught watching porn by his mom and he tried to excuse on a computer virus.
I have to find a girlfriend. I'm bored of downloading the virus every evening.

Downloading the nancy 

When you search and look at porn to remind you of specific real person.
Man that new hot redhead at work got my horny, I was up late downloading the nancy at her all night.
Downloading the nancy by anonymous February 24, 2025

Downloading the nancy 

When you search and look at porn to remind you of specific real person.
Man that new hot redhead at work got my horny, I was up late downloading the nancy at her all night.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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