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Down Payment 

Giving head/ blowjobs/eatout oral sex When you can't afford to pay for product and need a front till Friday.
She/he asked if I could let them get a Bag of dope till Friday. I said sure I just need a Down Payment.
Down Payment by Liljoe6981 February 5, 2020
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down payment 

A partial payment made at the time of purchase, with the balance to be paid later.
I pay ten percent as a down payment, and I'm paying the rest off in monthly payments.
down payment by 1232002 November 29, 2010

Down Payment 

When you really need to poop, but you're in the middle of doing something. Instead, you rush to the toilet to make a down payment, which means taking part of your poop and quickly returning to the activity that is occupying you. Usually, making a down payment implies that you will return to the toilet and make the rest of your "payment" later, but it doesn't have to.
Keith: Ben, I've got to take a dump.
Ben: But we're in the middle of a game of pool!
Keith: Don't worry, I'll make a down payment. Won't even take a minute.
Ben: *sigh* okay.
Down Payment by bls1999 September 20, 2014

down payment couch 

Having sex to come up with money
i dont Have all my bill money. I guess i can get on the down payment couch

going down payment 

lay down payment 

To do a favor for or pay another persons bill and get only a lay down payment

(lay beside) in return. Not always sexual. Normally used by someone so obsessed with another that literally laying next to them is worth whatever they did or paid.
I paid her phone bill so I could get ahold of her and told her she just owed me a lay down payment. I just want her body next to mine so I can sleep for once.
lay down payment by Randis Boyle August 13, 2018

Arab Downpayment 

This is the sum that a man must pay in order to assure his future emgagement.
Gabriel: so is bakry engaged yet?
Jon: Nope he hasn’t paid off that Arab Downpayment
Arab Downpayment by HarambeBR October 13, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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