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dowel
dowel by CarlitoFuente September 29, 2008
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Dowell • dowel • dowellz • Dowel Movement • Doweling • Dowelling • dowellism • Dowell rod • cunt dowel • Sanded Dowel
Dowel Movement
This phrase describes the process of waking up with morning wood and needing to poop simultaneously which brings rise(no pun intended) to the anatomical issue of not being able go number two while still encumbered by crotch lumber. A man is therefore forced to quickly polish off the nocturnal chubby before soiling himself. This is when it pays to have a really good granny panty meditation as it may be quicker in eradicating a morning erection
Patient “I don’t know what it is doctor. I keep waking up with with a huge erection and gastric pain.”
Doctor; “Hmm interesting. When was your last dowel movement?”
Doctor; “Hmm interesting. When was your last dowel movement?”
Dowel Movement by Travesty October 8, 2021
Sanded Dowel
Sanded Dowel by blowingmaestro December 13, 2021
cunt dowel
cunt dowel by The Oddfather January 2, 2015
Domelet
Friend 1: Let's play chess.
Friend 2: I don't know how to play.
Friend 1: I didn't know I was friends with a domelet.
Friend 2: I don't know how to play.
Friend 1: I didn't know I was friends with a domelet.
Domelet by GigaChad904 May 23, 2020
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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