This phrase describes the process of waking up with
morning wood and needing to poop simultaneously which brings rise(no pun intended) to the anatomical issue of not being able go number two while still encumbered by crotch lumber. A man is therefore forced to quickly polish off the nocturnal
chubby before soiling himself. This is when it pays to have a really good granny panty meditation as it
may be quicker in eradicating a morning erection
Patient “I don’t know what it is
doctor. I keep waking up with with a huge
erection and gastric
pain.”
Doctor; “Hmm interesting. When was your last dowel movement?”