dowel

A good pal that is very vital to your life style.

whats up my silly silly dowel?

by Shelby September 24, 2004

dowel

A plugged cigar. A cigar rolled so tight you can't pull the smoke.

Half that box of cigars were dowels. I could of used them as tent pegs.

by CarlitoFuente September 29, 2008

Dowel Movement

This phrase describes the process of waking up with morning wood and needing to poop simultaneously which brings rise(no pun intended) to the anatomical issue of not being able go number two while still encumbered by crotch lumber. A man is therefore forced to quickly polish off the nocturnal chubby before soiling himself. This is when it pays to have a really good granny panty meditation as it may be quicker in eradicating a morning erection

Patient “I don’t know what it is doctor. I keep waking up with with a huge erection and gastric pain.”

Doctor; “Hmm interesting. When was your last dowel movement?”

by Travesty October 8, 2021

Sanded Dowel

a dry handjob; to get your dowel sanded.

She did me dirty with the sanded dowel.

It caused immense pain when she sanded my dowel.

by blowingmaestro December 13, 2021

The Dowel

The Dowel is perfect, it is flawless, a symbol of humanity. The Dowel is your guru. Praise The Dowel.

"I just saw a group of people from all walks of life and backgrounds playing cricket & drinking gin. Praise The Dowel!"

by C - Aurora May 31, 2020

cunt dowel

An old dirty tampon in the trash that takes on a brownish color. A cunt dowel.

My dog got into the trash and dragged all of my wifes cunt dowels into the living room.

by The Oddfather January 2, 2015

Domelet

A low I.Q. individual.

Derived from the word "dome" (head) and the suffix "-let" (small, miniature).

Friend 1: Let's play chess.
Friend 2: I don't know how to play.
Friend 1: I didn't know I was friends with a domelet.

by GigaChad904 May 23, 2020