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Dowelling 

dowelling is the improvised act of snoodling to be employed whence both parties who dare engage in the act have been circumsized. The alignment of the shafts is achieved by the insertion of a matchstick half way down each of the parties urethera to achive unity.
Hey Gunter wanna snoodle? shit man i cant i dont have a squid dick, do you? No i dont either.......... saddle up cowboy and get a box of matches were dowelling tonight.
Dowelling by Ellrotts June 24, 2011
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Powellism 

Any overly analytical statement on the subject of love made by the poor fool caught in romance, who in attempting to defend his manhood and independence against the chains of social norms and tradition through frequent rhetorical musings (Facebook anyone?), still fails to obscure the sentiment leaking from his big mushy heart, as his knightly actions (couples pic for profile image?) betray the yearnings of a hopeless, besotted, romantic soul.
Can you believe Jeff bought his girlfriend a 3 carat ring after last week's Powellism? He was pretty insistent that marriage in secular society was the last vestige of mankind's domination over women. Interesting his latest tweets don't mention he's getting hitched.
Powellism by The Nutmegger May 15, 2013

Dowdellism 

An act of kindness by giving.
John performed a Dowdellism when he bought everyone lunch.
Dowdellism by field tech December 4, 2009

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026