Doved

To be grifted, scammed by someone who uses affiliation with racing organizations and forum association to gain trust from those within the organizations in order to "con" or make empty promises.

He totally will screw you on the deal, you got Doved

by ablinken76 January 26, 2011

Doved

To be doved; another term for a one night stand when you tell a girl you love them to get them in the sack for a night of good hard doving.

I loved and doved that new barmaid from the Globe last night

by LoveTheDove November 18, 2010

Turtle Doved

When needing to use the bathroom quickly and a turd crests from your anus and threatens to arrive way to early to find a toilet. The turd essentially sits just outside your ass enough to threaten your underwear to be changed!

Sheila could tell a bad shit was coming. Quickly she turtle doved to the bathroom.

by Kriskiki April 7, 2023

dove's eyes

Birds in general can't move their eye-balls like humans can, thus doves can only focus on one thing at a time; they would need to move the entire head to look another direction. Dove's specifically have only one mate in their lives. Therefore having dove's eyes means one lover is focused on their significant other. Thus not even having the ability nor interest to look at another in such loving/romantic manner. Doves are also peaceful and gentle birds thus connoting the eyes are also soft and beautiful.

Bro, save your time Tammy has dove's eyes for Scott, theres no way you will break her gaze.

Fidelity

by Ja Realist January 16, 2017

Doxed

Giving away someone’s private information like a douche bag you are like max dressler from tiktok.

I got doxed by Mac and Cheese dressing and now his fanbase will hunt me down.

by Xvideosisbetterthanpornhub May 5, 2020

Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

Tag used as a warning for extremely disturbing content in a work, often fanwork.

This fanfiction is tagged with "Dead Dove: Do Not Eat". I’m sensitive, so I won’t read it.

by nopseudosavailable May 15, 2019

Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

A phrase meaning "read at your own risk," originating from the TV show Arrested Development. A man takes a paper bag out of the fridge that has a note saying "dead dove, do not eat," which he opens to discover a dead dove and exclaims "I don't know what I expected."
The tag is popular in fanfiction because it allows the author to warn the reader that they're probably not going to like what's inside, and now the guilt is out of their hands.

Commenter 1: OP why did you have to kill the main character, I'm gonna be ruined for a week and it's your fault

Commenter 2: they literally tagged it dead dove: do not eat

by GrayHollows August 13, 2022