Doushay

An adjective describing a scum bag fucktart ex boyfriend or love interest.

Sean is such a lying doushay and must be exiled to Douche Bag Island.

by YooitsLIZAnRIAfosure October 29, 2008

Doushades

Sunglasses worn by a douchebag or tool.

They are characterized by a single or multiple fluorescent colors and are composed entirely of plastic or similar non-metallic material.

Worn at night for best results.

"Hey, those are a great pair of Doushades you got there."
"I know, right? The glossy finish goes great with my slicked-back hair!"

by JMeurer February 5, 2010

douchay

Or, douché. Similar to touché. French, it's what you say to a douche - - after they attempt to smack you down with douchey repartee. By replying in this way, you acknowledge their intelligence, while reminding them of their douchiness.

Bruce: "Your dad is so gay."
Stephen: "It takes one to know one."
Bruce: "Douchay."

by BryanNixon123 October 27, 2008

doushafonk

When a woman is laying on the bed with her legs spread and you jump from the dresser and land "in" her.

Dad, why are you standing on the dresser? Doushafonk? No... no... NOOOOOO!

by Choda On My Sandwich November 12, 2006

Dooshay

1.Fancy word for Douche. Usually said with a fancy, sophisticated English accent.
2.Something that Matt will name his dog because it's an awesome name.
3.Asshole

1. "You don't say. I think this book is rather dooshay"
2. "Yea i got a new dog. I'm totally naming him/her Dooshay"
3. "What a fucking dooshay"
"Yea man that guys an assdigger"
"Fuck him."

by Rob Swarner January 11, 2009

Dousha

dousha = weed, pot, kill

Im about to go blow some dousha you wanna come?

by sa town hustla January 2, 2009

doushant

Smart, intelligent person who is very wise. Absolute daddy material. Is obviously a Leo.

Hi Doushant! Come sit with us!
Doushant is so smart

It’s Leo season, Doushant is ready to shine!

Get those Tassomai daily goals Doushant!

by Lauren Chadwick October 19, 2019