douschebag 

!. a word used to describe an individual of the male gender who by all outward appearances, tries way too hard either to be cool or to exhibit a particular stereotype, or tries to use a certain hooby to make themselves more attractive to women but does not make any money off of said activity. This includes but is not limited to, bleached hair, surfer hair, tattos, muscle cars, lifted trucks, facial piercings, frequent lies, chest bumping, cock waving,fauhawks, muscle flexing, expensive sunglasses, european cars, Sports jersies, single color outfits, sports apparel, cowboy hats, trucker hats, black eyeliner, bangs covering half the face, tight pants on guys with no ass, skateboarding and sagging.

Friend: hey whats up with that carrie chick?

Me: she's dating some douschebag who cant decide if hes a redneck or a gangsta.

douschebag by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

douschebag 

Used in many ways to describe an utter shit stain on society.

Can also be used to joke with a friend, or haze an enemy.

I can't believe you pulled the philly fakeout on laura last night, Bob. What a douschebag!

or

Jim actually ditched us for a fat chick last night. I wanna beat that douschebag's ass.

douschebag by Steven Hooker January 14, 2008

douschebag 

N: A person who is dirty in all aspects, human excrement, the bottom of the sewage system.

N: An insult used to make someone think very deeply and then realize what a horrible person they are.

N: A cum sponge.

Interjection: Used when someone says something utterly retarded and you just have to stop them.

Jasen: "Yeah, I was raping this baby monkey yesterday and he was like-"

Ron: "No, fucktard, quit being such a douschebag, that's retarded."

Jasen: Hey, sorry man, you didn't have to go call me a douschebag though, I'm going to go and cry now."

douschebag by the_ronness July 15, 2008

Douschebag McAlister 

Another branch off the word doushebag just higher up on the doushebagery scale.

dude 1: Man that guy is a doushebag! he did my girlfriend
dude 2: Make that a Douschebag McAlister dude he also did your mom...

Douschebag McAlister by emanyell October 9, 2010

team douschebag 

total tools for have no authority to call others tools.

hey, matt just called harry a tool. dude he pulled a team douschebag

team douschebag by dramageek December 10, 2007

Dingleberry Douschebag

a person that is not a total douschebag but is yet cool in your way of choosing.

Colton is a Dingleberry Douschebag because he is awesome.

Dingleberry Douschebag by Travis McAlister December 22, 2008

Essence of douschebag 

Deodorant body spray.

“Ew it smells like essence of douschebag in here.”

Essence of douschebag by Compatibility Issue February 26, 2018