Doulting 

A variation of necrophilia involving broccoli, a soccer ball, and the small intestine.

"Hey man, Francis and I are going doulting tomorrow, wanna come?"

Doulting by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

Doubting Uncle Thomas 

An African-American who doesn't believe it is possible that an African-American can be elected as President of The United States.

The doubting Uncle Thomases are out proving the political pundits to be right.

Doubting Uncle Thomas by Warren Wordsfore January 16, 2008

Doubting Thomas 

This is based on the Biblical New Testament story where Thomas, one of the apostles of Christ, refused to believe that Jesus had risen from the grave without seeing evidence. On seeing this evidence, he praised those who believed without proof.

Typically this phrase is used in a midly derogatory. It describes someone who refuse to simply believe in something out of pure faith without asking for evidence. A devout Christian might consider me to be a doubting thomas because I don't believe there is a God since there's no evidence. The Christian considers it a bad thing that I'm not simply willing to have some faith.

Fanatic: How can you not believe in God? You don't want to be a doubting thomas?
Athiest: Normal people don't consider it a bad thing when others ask for proof when they make extraordinary claims. If I said that I am Zrlak, King of Mars, I would have little respect for you if you believed me without asking for evidence yet you expect me to just believe your equally ridiculous claims?

Doubting Thomas by thepreacher December 26, 2005

Doubting It So Hard 

When something can not be doubted enough, it has become infinitely hard with doubt.

Ryan: DUDE I JUST WON THE LOTTERY!!!
Alex: I am Doubting it so hard.

Doubting It So Hard by Black Lighting March 11, 2010

Doulingo 

A green bird that will murder/kidnap you or your family if you don’t do the Spanish lessons

You: Doulingo PLEASE give me my family back!

Doulingo: Not until you do the Spanish lessons, or you will never see them! Beg for your life in Spanish.

You:por favor devuélveme a mi familia por favor por favor te suplico

Doulingo by IsThisWorking April 21, 2019

Doubting Thomas 

A person who does not trust his/her best friend, even though the best friend has proven them self to be virtuous.

"My best friend won't trust me with his sister"

"Dude, He is such a Doubting Thomas"

"Yeah, I feel kinda Judased

Doubting Thomas by Foster John February 20, 2010

Dulting 

When you have to do some adult things, you can simply say dulting or spelt dultin'.

Either way is a very dumb way of saying you have adult responsibilities to take care of. First coined on X92.9 in Calgary by X Afternoons with Mariah and Ty

I have to do some dulting tonight and paint my house.

Dulting by TrendSettah4Lyfe June 16, 2023