douchify

to add malicious comments to in order to make something or someone more douchey

You always douchify me.

by skatex24x7 January 16, 2011

Douchify

To denigrate something or someone to its lowest point, usually undeserved.

verb: (transitive) douchify; 3rd person present: douchifies; past tense: douchified; gerund or present participle: douchifying; past participle: douchified

noun: douchification

adverb: douchifyingly

He did douchify the Lord with his blasphemy.

by gegrehet January 29, 2018

douchily

Acting in a douche-like behavior; behaving like a douchebag.

The people in that club were all dancing douchily.

by puablo1 November 23, 2010

Douchification

Douchification: Verb. 1)The act of douchifying something. 2)Causing something to be worthy of being called a douche

Barrack Obamas douchification of the econemy will screw us all in the end.

by SO84 March 6, 2009

Douchified Mega-Spaz Meltdown

The Uppermost level of a meltdown in which a human has a spontaneous Orgasm, Freak out, Explosion, Heart attack, Stroke and suffers complete mental and social Collapse.

Similar to a spaz attack but on a much higher level

1st person: "Hey dude you know i slept with your GF twice! Lol score 1 for me"

2nd person: "you stipud dumb f*ck*ng cunt ill beath the hiss of you *s and kick you in the blood**lt and blood up you P**s*clat r*ss Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!" *blows up*

1st person: "damn dude you just had Douchified Mega-spaz Meltdown"

by concise32 January 13, 2009

douchifilis

A fucking nasty STD just waiting to happen should one come into sexual contact with either a douche or someone who's previously been in sexual contact with a douche.

From the perspective of the sufferer, douchifilis has no obvious symptoms. But to the outside observer, sufferers of douchifilis become intolerable wankers, complete wastes of time and space and impossible to live with or be around as they are unable to recognise how irritating they are to the rest of humanity.

There is no known medical cure for douchifilis. However, recent trials suggest that application of verbal taunts and abuse from coked-up mirroring cockheads may help to isolate and contain the spread of douchifilis.

Doctor: Your test results are back and I'm afraid it's bad news...

Patient: What is it?

Doctor: You're a total fucking douche. You have douchifilis. To prevent the spread of the disease, we'll have to cut off your pecker. Nurse cockhead here will put you into isolation. Nurse cockhead.

Nurse cockhead: Yes doctor. Hey douche, what are you doing here douche? Where's your TV, douche? Where's your fridge, douche? Not here douche. You don't belong here douche. Get lost douche.

Doctor: You should have known fucktard that as far as douches are concerned, abstinence is the ONLY protection.

by Philby+habitcauseshit June 1, 2009