Douchepower 

Like visual horsepower but douchier.

Jimmy: hey man did you see the size of the stacks on Scott's truck? They're huge!

Dale: yeah man! Î bet they add at least 50 douchepower to that Duramax

Douchepower by btjohnson June 30, 2014

Doucheover 

When you wake up in the morning and realize you were a douchebag the night before.

Basically, a hangover for douchebags (like Kanye West).

Tim: Hey Bobby, you were a total douche at that party last night!

Bobby: Yeah, I realized that this morning when I woke up with this feeling of complete regret.

Tim: Ah! The doucheover. Bummer dude.

Doucheover by Kevin Cossner Spacey January 24, 2011

Douchemover

1. A person who pulls many douchemoves.

ex. "That was such a douchemove, he's a DOUCHEMOVER"

Douchemover by abbddejt August 22, 2009

Doucheperger 

Doucheperger syndrome is distinguished by a pattern of symptoms rather than a single symptom. It is characterized by qualitative impairment in social interaction, by stereotyped and patterns of activities and interests. Intense preoccupation with one's own interests, one-sided verbosity, intense fascination with the smell of one's own farts, and generally being a complete douchebag are typical of the condition, but are not required for diagnosis.

There is no single treatment for Doucheperger syndrome, and the effectiveness of particular interventions is supported by only limited data. Intervention is generally not encouraged. Find some better friends.

He did what? Unbelievable! I think he's got doucheperger syndrome.

Doucheperger by captaincursor February 9, 2008

douchepaper 

Vis a vis "flypaper". A bar or other establishment that attracts a large number of what can only be described as "douches". Douchepaper can be identified by the douche chills felt immediately upon entering.

"Gawd, Spike Hill is total douchepaper!"

douchepaper by Flix December 25, 2007

Douchepocrisy 

The act of one engaging in both douchebaggery and hypocrisy.

Person 1: I don't pay my taxes. WHY CAN'T THE GOVERNMENT FIX SHIT!?

Person 2: Enough of your douchepocrisy.

Douchepocrisy by atheistvstheist July 17, 2009