Definitions by btjohnson

Douchepower 

Like visual horsepower but douchier.

Jimmy: hey man did you see the size of the stacks on Scott's truck? They're huge!

Dale: yeah man! Î bet they add at least 50 douchepower to that Duramax

Douchepower by btjohnson June 30, 2014

grill chisel 

Big ass toothpicks, atleast 4 times the diameter of a normal toothpick. They have a flat end for scraping and a pointed end for picking

Damn dog!

What mang?
You got a big nasty piece of broccoli stuck in your teeth.
Its aight, I got a grill chisel

grill chisel by btjohnson December 30, 2009