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douchenometry
a lesser known branch of mathematics that studies douchebags. Douchenometry deals with the relationship between the modern day douchebag and doucheassery.
Douchenometry should be a mandatory prerequisite class prior to working at any Ed Hardy clothing store.
sample theories
1. douchebagA + douchebagB = 2 too many douchebags in one area
2. The shortest distance between two douchebags is always the other direction
sample theories
1. douchebagA + douchebagB = 2 too many douchebags in one area
2. The shortest distance between two douchebags is always the other direction
douchenometry by pendergastastic September 7, 2010
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douchemuffin
Boss: Lowly Unpaid Intern,get my coffee and it better be here soon or else you'll be looking in the paper for a new job while living in a cardboard box {leaves room}
Receptionist: That dude's an asswipe
Intern: No,he's a total douchemuffin
Receptionist: That dude's an asswipe
Intern: No,he's a total douchemuffin
douchemuffin by Blair_Mowry_Grant January 22, 2012
douchecockery
douchecockery by papaelozo January 21, 2011
Douchemobile
A car that has been modified with a loud stereo system, loud muffler, and tinted windows. The car will also have lots of stickers such as Monster Energy stickers. The owners dress like real douches and tend to enjoy revving these engines at all hours of the day and night.
Douchemobile by BigMacNX01 August 16, 2019
Douchenose
Douchenose by Sumdumho September 25, 2014
douchecockle
A total douchebag and cockhead all mixed into one big package of asshole. Also a derogatory term for homosexuals and preppy blondies.
"AH that Nick kid is such a DOUCHECOCKLE, I saw him beating off into the water fountain the other day in the men's locker room. I heard he got atomic donkey punched right after some kids wheeked that bitch."
"Um dude, shouldn't he be dead or somethin?"
"that amount of gayness can't be defeated"
"Um dude, shouldn't he be dead or somethin?"
"that amount of gayness can't be defeated"
douchecockle by heeheehoho August 11, 2009
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