The ruller of all douchebags in all the lands on every continent all around the world. The ultimate douchebag some would consider a " douchelordington" an emperor of the douchebags. Someone who exemplifies the ultimate douchebag status and is held in high regards as number one douchebag.
A douchlordington goes the extra mile to go above and beyond to be a douchebag.
My baby daddy is a such a "douchelordington".
Person number one: Man did you see that? That guy cut me off in traffic, he's such a douchebag.
Person number two: yea man hes a "douchelordington" for sure.
Person number one: yea man he is the douchelordington of the road.
Yo the white house has a bunch of douches running it. Yea but we know that the real "douchelordington" has got it all under control.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.