Douchecalade

noun. The premiere vehicle for selfish douchebags. These are usually observed tailgating schoolbuses, driving in bus lanes and occupying fire lanes and handicapped spots while the non-handicapped driver emerges wearing socks and sandals and shuffles to get an energy drink or some vape cartridges.

"Oh, LOOK! That Douchecalade just drove up a street the wrong way to avoid a light. Shocker."