Douchecalade 

noun. The premiere vehicle for selfish douchebags. These are usually observed tailgating schoolbuses, driving in bus lanes and occupying fire lanes and handicapped spots while the non-handicapped driver emerges wearing socks and sandals and shuffles to get an energy drink or some vape cartridges.

"Oh, LOOK! That Douchecalade just drove up a street the wrong way to avoid a light. Shocker."

Douchecalade by GoinRoje July 1, 2021

douchecadet 

A junior douche. One who is almost a douche.

I wouldn't go as far as to say that he's a douche, but he certainly qualifies as a douchecadet.

douchecadet by Michael LeSuer April 13, 2007

douche-calade 

Someone who possesses enough douchery to evenly share it with 6 or 7 more people, i.e. the number of seats in an Escalade

"Man, Travis is such a douche canoe."
"No way man, he's a full on douche-calade."

douche-calade by Jackass and Bryguy March 8, 2016

Douchecapades

Any act that makes a person a douche or makes them look like a douchebag. Can include self-indulgent or any act that enhances or exemplifies the subject douche.

Dude 1: Did you hear? That guy gives money to the homeless.

Dude 2: That's just one of his many douchecapades lately.

Douchecapades by iamthestigsmexicancousin November 3, 2009