1 definition by Jackass and Bryguy

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Someone who possesses enough douchery to evenly share it with 6 or 7 more people, i.e. the number of seats in an Escalade
"Man, Travis is such a douche canoe."
"No way man, he's a full on douche-calade."
by Jackass and Bryguy December 02, 2015

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