Douche Mouth

When you eat too many salt and vinegar chips and your mouth is raw and sour.

I ate a whole bag of salt and vinegar chips and ended up with douche mouth.

by Hollywars May 30, 2012

Top Mouth Douche

Somebody who likes to go for girls in high school, even after they are a college graduate. Typically of Italian descent.

Me: My boss likes to show off everytime a high schooler comes into the shop by actually doing his job.

Friend: Gosh! He’s such a top mouth douche.

by Pizzashop June 22, 2022

mouth douche

Self explanitory, Oral cleansing

You sick fuck, you need a mouth douche after saying that.

by S.F.H.D. September 23, 2006

douche mother

Similar to douche bag but much more offensive. An insult that should be used for only the worst kind of asshole. Similar to a dirty mother fucker

Literal Definition:

A douche mother is the douche that your mother used to clean out her vagina after she gave birth to you.

Quit being a douche mother.

by Jane Brane January 6, 2008

Douche Bag Mother Fucker

A nickname given to people by Stalker Shout when they are acting stupidly.

"Nick quit being stupid"

"Well, I've got a nickname for you, Douche Bag Mother Fucker"

by Sik wit it December 14, 2008

douche bag of the month

When someone who everyone sees as a douche bag is awarded employee of the month after they convinced management that they deserved it. Generally seen as a jerk and not well liked by anyone except other douche bags.

Rob is such a douche bag, they should make him douche bag of the month.
I can't believe Chad received employee of the month last month, should be more like douche bag of the month.

by TheRealBigN May 8, 2013

mother doucher

a name to call someone when you are ether, in school, or a place you cannot cuss in. very good thing to call sumone when they are acting stupid.

Bob: *trips and falls over a jelly bean* woah! look out there little jelly bean!!

Fred: wow, ur such a mother doucher!!

Bob: i know what u are, but what am i?

Fred: A mother doucher....

Bob: shut up!!!

by LivingdeadKat September 28, 2007