Douche Meat
A person who is a jock or hard ass who think they are cool by the car they have and or job they have.
Douche Meat by Fat Ass McBlobicus December 23, 2006
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Douche Meat
The derevitive of Meat Ball and Douche Bag. In simple terms, it's everything that you don't want to be. Can be brought in to simplified terms... I.E. Shmeat.
Douche Meat by BBlanc March 5, 2009
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douchemate by aeamek July 6, 2006
Douchemeat
Adjective: A combination of a Douchebag and a meathead, or A retarted Meathead.
Verb: {Douchemeating} Being a fat lazy good for nothing piece of shit.
Verb: {Douchemeating} Being a fat lazy good for nothing piece of shit.
If u have a friend that is on the butt juice and his IQ is the same as his shoe size thats Douchemeat material.
Douchemeat by Luis-clw May 1, 2006
douchemate
A roommate this is a total douche. He (or she) is capable of stealing food, not cleaning up, and very rarely bathes.
douchemate by SteveSyf March 11, 2010
Douchement
Friend One: "I haven't had a douchement in a couple of weeks"
Friend Two: "Yes you have! Last night...when you were bragging to the bartender how big your calf muscles are."
Friend One: "oooohhhh...your totally RIGHT, that was a douchement!"
Friend Two: "Yes you have! Last night...when you were bragging to the bartender how big your calf muscles are."
Friend One: "oooohhhh...your totally RIGHT, that was a douchement!"
Douchement by Jackson's Holes June 14, 2013
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