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Douche Maggot 

Ones who feed off the inconsiderate Douches or Dbags. Usually a Douche Bags "sidekick".
Girl 1: That guy is a total Douche Bag!

Girl 2: Yeah but his friend is even worse! He is a total Douche Maggot!!
Douche Maggot by J. Banks November 14, 2009
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Douchebaggot

n. - An insult that is a mixture of the well-known words douchebag and faggot.
That fucking douchebaggot stole my 5 bucks!
Douchebaggot by iliveanddie December 18, 2008

douchebaggotry 

The Bush Administration will forever be remembered for its douchebaggotry.
douchebaggotry by TJizzle September 15, 2007

douchebaggots 

a ficticious word created by J.T. of KS

he first coined the phrase when he intended to call someone a douchebag and a faggot at the same time but due to a lapse of intellegence(happens every five minutes) he accidently said douchebaggots

a douchebaggot is on fact someone being a raging "shithead"
JT: OMG, those guys that are beating up that retarded orphan with aborted fetuses are douchebaggots

EVERYONE ELSE: did you just say douchebaggots, your such a fucking dumbass JT
douchebaggots by D-STAR April 6, 2007

douchefaggot 

An extremely dumb or possibly mentally retarded person. This person is so disliked, that you can beat the living shit out of this person infront of there parents and they wouldn't care. Feel free to kick this person in the jewels as often as possible, as they never have any.
Person #1: "Aww dude. That Oleksandr kid is so retarded.

Person #2: "I know eh? He's such a douchefaggot!"
douchefaggot by Rendernator December 15, 2008

DoucheBaggot

Well... This word is a mixture of two words - Faggot and Douchebag. It is my creation. So basically it means someone who is a real idiot or jerk-off not knowing what he's doing or talking about!
Bob: So i was like in this area where no one was and then like it was totally dark and i was totally freaked!
John: This guy's such a loser!
Ted: I know, what a douchebaggot!
DoucheBaggot by Finlay2 July 6, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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