Douche Eye

A non-verbal cue given to express disappointment, disapproval, dislike, or general disdain. aka a dirty look.

The guy just stood there on his porch with his arms crossed and gave me the douche eye.

My wife didn't have to say anything when I said I wanted to go out with the guys. I knew the answer when she gave me the Douche Eye.

Douche Eye by bktscrambler October 6, 2009

eye douche 

a term used for saline solution or contact solution.

My contacts are dried out, I need to get some eye douche.

eye douche by txmom74 September 30, 2010

douche my eyes 

Necessary after seeing something revoltingly hideous.

Hey girl...not everyone should where a mini-dress! I’ve got to douche my eyes after that unsightly mess!!

douche my eyes by Verbal Slasher May 17, 2018

douchemeyer 

A unique type of douche. He as well as being a douche possesses many of the characteristics of Urban Meyer.

An arrogant middle aged man with the maturity of a frat boy.

Someone willing to say anything to get their way. ( lying to recruits)

Someone who runs up the score on lesser competition to feed his already massive ego.

Someone who thinks of himself as a genius while no one else does.

Someone who cries foul when his tactics are used against him.

Also a term describing an inappropriate male on male relationship between a coach and his star player.

That guy is such a douchemeyer for beating praireview a&m 70-3.

I think coach pulled a douchemeyer on little timmy.

douchemeyer by mitch guist May 7, 2013

Doucheyer 

Pronounced douche-E-A

A person who is an even bigger douchebag than your average run of the mill douchebag.

This guy I work with told me he just broke up with his online girlfriend and he told me he wanted to fuck anything that walks. Then he asked if i had any single friends. Later that day the doucheyer sent me a LinkedIn request with a winky face and his number and told me to text him sometime.

Doucheyer by Kesquire January 2, 2013

doucheee 

Evan who sucks on taint bugalers

Evan is a doucheee and he sucks on taint bugalers

doucheee by GreTim March 3, 2008