Douche Cano
When a male fucks a girl and cums on her ass and it slides down her ass crack and leaks into the vigina
Douche Cano by jizz creamery February 23, 2021
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Douche Canoe
An individual who insists on causing the rest of the earth as much pain as possible; A chap so arrogant and twattish that they have almost no choice but to fuck you over whenever possible.
*Car drives through large puddle, drenching a child*
Child: "Pickles, what a complete Douche Canoe that old chap is!"
Child: "Pickles, what a complete Douche Canoe that old chap is!"
Douche Canoe by FretWizard February 2, 2014
Douche Canoe
Douche Canoe by Dino V. February 19, 2007
Double Douche Canoe
Someone who is up shits creek with a turd for a paddle yet takes no responsibility for their situation and find the need to blame everyone else for their predicament.
Double Douche Canoe by harlequinxx July 30, 2010
Douche Canoe
The vessel used by a douche bag to travel up douche creek to douchetown to visit the family of Douchery’s to celebrate Douchemas.
*Douche Accent* Younder vestle is a accurate demenstration of a canoe of douche, we dun been calling it a douche canoe for near 7 decads.
Douche Canoe by ThisOldSoul December 22, 2018
Douche Canoe
1. Any vehicle filled to capacity with a group of major douchebags. Usually a luxury SUV. Most often owned or purchased by the parents of one of the douche mcgouches inside. The group of individuals who pour out of the douche canoe can be affectionately referred to as a "shitstorm of douchebags."
If that douche canoe tries to swoop us in the Taco Bell line, I will go fisticuffs with that whole shitstorm of douchebags inside!
Douche Canoe by MFaF September 13, 2009
Douche Canoe
A Douche Canoe is an elongated version of a douchebag. Someone so full of themselves and narcissistic tendencies that are eerily misplaced considering they are jobless, live off women, cheat and are generally not able to be classified as anything but a douche canoe.
“Look at that douchebag over there”
“He is such a douche that he doesn’t even fit in a bag anymore get him a douche canoe”
“Shut up, you making waves with your mouth like a douche canoe”
“ I can’t stand that tinder loving douche canoe”
“He is such a douche that he doesn’t even fit in a bag anymore get him a douche canoe”
“Shut up, you making waves with your mouth like a douche canoe”
“ I can’t stand that tinder loving douche canoe”
Douche Canoe by Overeducatedunderachievinglose May 25, 2019
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