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1. (n) Used to describe something so foul or unclean that a single douche would not be sufficient to clean it; a general term of disparagement.

2. (n) Two consecutive douches.

3. (n) A female with whom you wouldn't have sexual intercourse unless she had been given two consecutive douches.
1. It wasn't until Alfonso stole my girlfriend that I realized he was a double douche.

2. Betty is nasty; she needs a double douche.

3. No I didn't have sex with Betty; she's a double douche.
by CJF May 30, 2005
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it's bad enough when you have to deal with one douchebag, but when said douchebag brings their douche-ey friend along; you have been hit with a dose of "doubledouche".
omg, here comes paige. ahh shit shes got that retarded fat girl with her. incoming doubledouche!
by neverbebg April 01, 2010
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He's usually man with a square shaped face, massive muscular arms and a tight fitting shirt (possibly pink). He's constantly on the prowl for any eligible woman he could have a one night stand with. When he walks, he likes to flex his protruding arms and look from side to side, to make sure women are checking him out.

He likes to be in control of all situations, and he is extremely manipulative. Never date a double douche.
Did you see that double douche flirt with that girl?

My boyfriend is such a double douche! I just heard he cheated on me!
by dizzle12345 September 09, 2009
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He's usually a man with a square shaped face, massive muscular arms and a tight fitting shirt (possibly pink). He's constantly on the prowl for any eligible woman he could have a one night stand with. When he walks, he likes to flex his protruding arms and look from side to side, to make sure women are checking him out.

He likes to be in control of all situations, and he is extremely manipulative. Never date a double douche.
Did you see that double douche flirt with that girl?

My boyfriend is such a double douche! I just heard he cheated on me!
by dizzle12345 September 09, 2009
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