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Dauntless 

A video game that has you kill “monsters” or behemoths to craft weapons and armor. Another reason that your bae might get mad at you. Way better than Fortnite.
Girl1: “My bae won’t text me back”
Girl2: “OMG. Why!??”
Girl3: “Yeah! Why!??”
Girl1: “They won’t stop playing Dauntless. Whatever that is.” (Gets text*)
Girl2: “Who texted you?”
Girl3: “Was it your bae?”
Girl1: (sigh*) “Yep. They said that they were busy fighting a Shrowd..?”
Girl3: “Maybe you should break up with them and get a new bae.”
All 3 girls: “TOTALLY.”
Dauntless by XxSADNESSxX November 28, 2019

Saggin' Doubles 

When a person wears their pants so low that everyone around can see the double humps of their butt cheeks.
Dude, pull your pants up you are "saggin' doubles" again.
Saggin' Doubles by Jsaes December 31, 2010

doublestream 

a phenomenon experienced primarily by persons with a penis in which, during urination, the emission of urine splits into two distinct streams due to pinching, stretching, or other distortion of the ureathral opening
If you think doublestream is bad, I just spent five minutes cleaning up from a quadruplestream; I was pissing on the left side of the seat, the right side of the seat, my socks, and in the tub at the same time!
doublestream by inaneopinions March 16, 2016

Dauntless cake

Where there is dauntless cake, there is Tobias.

Dauntless 

one of the 5 factions in the Divergent Series. Its the faction of the brave and fearless.
Tris chose Dauntless over Abnegation as she felt she was more fearless than selfless.
Dauntless by YazPrincess July 24, 2013

dauntless dane 

he has the big ugly and the big stoopid if you have him in your class just leave
guy 1:yo you have dauntless dane in your class?
guy 2:yeah lmao
guy 1:dude you should drop the class asap