Doublejoke 

To Doublejoke is to 1. unintentionally rhyme personal preference with a prior joke, making you seem one way; or 2. joke twice on the same topic, making you seem one way.

John: “Shalom”
Cass: “Hey haha what’s up dude welcome to the cookout”
John: “I just brought hotdogs.”
Cass: “??? are these Hebrew National hotdogs?? Are you a Jew or something?”
John: “No, no, I just doublejoked on accident.”

Doublejoke by ninji October 17, 2023

doublenaked 

The act of being both naked an not-naked at the same time.

Similar to 1984's doublethink, it involves two seemingly opposites existing at the same time.

Last night I had a dream where I went to school and was doublenaked. I was wearing clothes, you know, but everyone could see my junk.

or

Big Brother is watching you so closely it's as if you're doublenaked.

doublenaked by Snippy&DorkyDumpling October 24, 2011

doublebooked 

A term used by someone to get out of a commitment at the last minute due to ignorance, lack of communication or being strong-armed by another individual. People who use doublebooked as an excuse for such an act usually try to lay blame on anyone but themselves, such as a family member or friend, instead of taking responsibility for their disappointing behavior.

He told the group of friends that we was doublebooked two days before the concert, even though it had been planned for nearly a year.

doublebooked by jwbst21 July 8, 2016

doubledone 

A situation in which one is done.......twice.
Can go on as events continue to unfold that are not in your favor, (i.e. tripledone, quaddone, and pentadone).

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see Jenny shes passed out!
Guy 2: I know.....and her dad just called...caught her sneaking out.
Guy 1: She's doubledone!

doubledone by Laozi July 24, 2009

Joan Rivers Doubletake 

When you see clothing so bad, you can't help but doubletake.

That all-denim get-up is a Joan Rivers Doubletake waiting to happen.

Damn, Rivers'd! He looks like a Karate school dropout that couldn't afford the long pants. Or belts. Or decent hair dye.

Joan Rivers Doubletake by RayBeaverFaceFixMyPrinter September 5, 2007

doublenaked 

The state of nudity two people find themselves in after sex. Its like being stalkers, only twice as naked.

"We banged on the floor, and then we doublenaked cuddled."

doublenaked by Snippy&Snappy September 15, 2011

double joke 

The ultimate form of humor. A joke that is planted and has face meaning, but also can me a direct or indirect insult, or a comment with a deeper meaning.

Earlier, anonymous girl told me about luke P because “he’s cute” from the bachelorette’s latest 2019 edition (AL Hannah)
As we both watch the scotland episode, I decided to shred luke p
“Dude this guy is a walking survey”
Says ‘oh so tell me about this’
‘Cliche’
‘Cliche’
‘Cliche’
But ‘so cute though”

To analyze:
I rip the schmuck and my in my last line ‘so cute tho’ is something luke p said, but also something anonymous girl said, which is where the deeper meaning should sink in.

That is how the double joke card is played

double joke by BrettSvergara June 11, 2019