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Double Shift

To have sex with a one night stand in the morning as well as the night before.
"Dude I did a double shift last night cos she was an awesome fuck"

"Hey thats my mum you're talking about dickhead"
by Ste Crayston November 2, 2006
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Double Shift

During a threesome, when you receive a blowjob and rimjob (getting your rectum licked) at the same time.

The term "double shift" is derived from work shifts; as you receive two jobs, you are working a double shift.

Can also be used in past tense and as a verb; I got double shifted last night. Or I love double shifting you.
Mike: Hey V, what happened with you and those two girls yesterday, Genoush and Vartuhi?

V: Bro, everything was going good, I was making tolma with them in the kitchen then they randomly took off my pants. Genoush sucked my dick and Vartuhi ate my asshole. It was weird man.

Mike: Oh, your so lucky, you just got a double shifted.
by Stairway2hell June 14, 2014
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double stick shift

Sexually pleasuring yourself while driving a stick shift ( usually a male )
My girl didn't give up that was last night so I had to Double Stick Shift it on my way to work.
by DevTheReck October 15, 2017
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Double Shifting

The action you take when something online suprises you so much you find yourself hitting BOTH shift keys to type your response in caps.
When I found out the baby wasn't mine. I had was double shifting my facebook status updates.
by Nate Lavelle August 29, 2011
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A sex position involving 6 girls and 1 guy, where each member has an active role in pleasuring said male.
There are two females positioned at each station: the penis, the fingers, and the mouth.
One girl takes on the shaft while the other takes on the head.

One girl takes each arm and puts the male's fingers in any hole possible. Preferably both use the same hole to give the scene a symmetric view.

Lastly, two girls use their tongues and lips on the entirety of the guy's mouth. By the end of the session, there should be no spit in his mouth that belongs to him.

This is a great position to use when you simply have too many girls to attend to at once. If you happen to have more girls, you can place them on your stomach and chest - work anything out. I prefer to have them just sit there, until the point when I lose my breath and succumb more to the ladies positioned at the fingers.
If you would so desire, any extra girls can work on the feet.

Simply add +1 to the name of this position for each extra girl you have, up to +3. Anyone who has 10 girls at once could risk their performance during the exercise, so please use caution.
Last night I used the sexagesimal E.T. dreidel-spinning finger fucking double shaft licking half foot mouth party +2 with my lady friends. It is now my favorite position, and I refuse to use anything else.
by Im Judy :) August 25, 2017
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double shaft

two shafts melding into one to commence shaftage on the shaftee.
can be used as double shaftage, double shafted, doubly shafted, or double shafted to the nth degree.
I stole joe's iron madien cds and then cut the "mullet"
wow,he got double shafted
by Ryan Jackson March 11, 2004
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Doubleshit

The act of 2 non-specified gendered people both exerting anal waste im the same toilet at the same time.
P1:how is yours coming along?
P2:all right but your power shitting.

P1:it's the guacomole

P3:are you almost doneyour doubleshit?
P4:mine's already peeping,hurry!
by That straight guy August 14, 2009
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