Doubleshit

The act of 2 non-specified gendered people both exerting anal waste im the same toilet at the same time.

P1:how is yours coming along?
P2:all right but your power shitting.

P1:it's the guacomole

P3:are you almost doneyour doubleshit?
P4:mine's already peeping,hurry!

by That straight guy August 14, 2009

doublethink

"To know and not to know, to be conscious of complete truthfulness while telling carefully constructed lies, to hold simultaneously two opinions which cancelled out, knowing them to be contradictory and believing in both of them, to use logic against logic, to repudiate morally while laying claim to it, to believe that democracy was impossible and that the Party was the guardian of democracy, to forget, whatever it was necessary to forget, then draw it back into memory again at the moment when it was needed, and then promptly to forger it again, and above all, to apply the same process to the process itself--that was the ultimate subtlety: consciously to induce unconsciousness, and then, once again, to become unconscious of the act of hypnosis you had just performed. Even to understand the word "doublethink" involved the use of doublethink."

-1984, George Orwell

by scream towards the uprising of noncomformity November 21, 2004

doublethink

Newspeak word, and the most important pillar of Ingsoc. Doublethink is the ability to hold two contradictory opinions at the same time without noticing the contradiction. It also refers to the mind trick to accept the changes to history made by the Party, and in accepting them, forgetting that the mind trick was ever performed, and then forgetting the forgetting, etc.

"Ashes. Not even identifiable ashes. Dust. It does not exist. It never existed."
"But it did exist! It does exist! It exists in memory. I remember it. You remember it."
"I do not remember it," said O'Brien.

by Emperor Spleen June 6, 2004

double shit

When you take a shit, then 15 minutes later you need to take another shit.

Me: Awww man i just had to take a double shit
You: Wow...

by Shrugi February 25, 2008

Doubledition

If you have doubles of the same number and you add them together you have to plug one of the numbers back in

Person1:Hey did you know 1+1=3
Person2:What how?
Person1:1+1=2 use doubledition to plug the 1 back in to get 2+1=3 so 1+1=3
Person2:Oh I get it now

by JamesR12 December 17, 2018

Double Shit

Taking another shit after you've already wiped. Since double wiping occurs during the same trip to the bathroom, a sore butthole is usually the result

Stacey was just about done wiping after a satisfying shit when she felt another torpedo coming down the tube. "Damn" she thought, "now my ass is gonna be sore the rest of the day" as she proceeded to take a double shit.

by enrique357 August 9, 2009

Doublechin

Fat in your neck that makes you look like you have two chins.

Ohmygod Teun, with that doublechin you won't get laid.

O shut up Mila, you love it.

by cookie_face February 12, 2015