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Double Fap 

Verb; The act of a man Masturbating twice or more within ten minutes, with the affect being that he is no longer, In any way, Horny or aroused.
Bro 1: dude... I have an interview with this Mega Hot chick Later today! and I really need this Job.
Bro 2: That sucks bro, just make sure you don't hit on her.
Bro 1: I have it handled, I already double fapped.
Bro 2: Good thinking.
Double Fap by Pool Ruler September 6, 2013
Words you can keep

Double Fap 

The act of jerking off twice in a row without a refapatory period.
"Bro. I double fap this morning."
"You wacked it twice in a row??"
"Yep. Double Fap"
Double Fap by Peckman05 May 26, 2015

double tap fap 

A consecutive masturbation and ejaculation following an initial masturbation ejaculation. Often caused by extreme arousal not completely satisfied by one orgasm.
"Jack was sexting a girl who really got him torqued. He fapped once but it wasn't enough. Jack initiated a double tap fap to finish the job"
double tap fap by JRock21 June 6, 2014

Double Tap Fapping 

When one reuses the same napkin for multiple jerk sessions.
Yea Bad Luck Bryan is bating on a budget so I'm almost positive he is double tap fapping.
Double Tap Fapping by UnbentSlinky December 10, 2012

doublefast 

freestayle, but at an extremely fast pace
I told you how to make the bills doublefast
doublefast by Donald Bokachika August 6, 2010
When you type so quickly that your finger does not have time to depart the shift key before typing the second character of a word. Coined by @orismolgy on twitter on 6/5/10 at 21:00
THis sentence has been doublecapped, notice the first two letters are capitalized.
doublecap by orismology May 6, 2010

doubletapper 

DoubleTapper is the registered tradmark of an Israeli Counter-Terrorism operator, IDF Officer, Blogger, Vlogger who has been online for over a decade and is followed by millions.
That DoubleTapper is always on the mark!
doubletapper by JustMeSoDontAsk November 1, 2017
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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