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man, those cool ranch dorts left nacho cheese jizz on my fingers
dorts by zelda butterface April 24, 2009
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Dirt shorts. Shorts made out of dirt.
I just made myself some dorts in the forest.
Dorts by bacon99 July 31, 2017
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doitsuism 

A religion that worships the Hetalia character Germany, or Lord Doitsu. "Shine bright like a doitsu" The religion represents all love for Doitsu, wurst, beer, cleaning, and potatoes. We are all potatoes. Followers of Doistuism call theirselves Doitsuists.
Feliciano is a strong supporter of Doitsuism.
doitsuism by PotatoBastardo July 15, 2014
1. Japanese/Romaji word for Germany.

2. Common nickname for Germany/Ludwig Beilschmidt from the anime, Hetalia: Axis Powers

3. Doitsu isn't just the Japenese word for Germany - oh, no. It is so much more . Doitsu is the reason we live, the reason we breathe. Without Doitsu, we'd be dead; nothing. Doitsu has the power to do anything. Once you become a Doitsu, you have achieved everything in life. Get stopped by the police? Tell them you're a Doitsu, and they'll back the fuck off. Your house getting burgled? Just let those assholes take one good look at your Doitsu face and they'll drop dead. Doitsu is everything. Everything that you have ever know. Only the best of the best can become a Doitsu."
Shine Bright like a Doitsu
Doitsu by silly32 March 1, 2013
Doitsu is a simply indescribable thing. Doitsu is our sole survival, the very reason we thrive on this circle which is the Earth. Doitsu is the ultimate form, the awesome being we all strive to become. Doitsu is the twinkling stars in our darkest nights; Doitsu is the tiny spark in a cold expanse of icy emptiness; Doitsu is our single red cardinal flash in a bleak white winter. Doitsu is the one who protects us; He is the one who loves us; He is the one to save us. He is the unbelievably beautiful figure of which we all wish we could be, which we all hope to be one day. It is every person's dream, whether recognized or unrecognized by those people, to become a Doitsu one day. We all wish with a strong power in our souls to be a Doitsu or at least become Doitsu in somebody's eyes. a Doitsu is somebody we truly love with all of the weak human strength in our hearts.
1. Shine bright like a Doitsu.
2. You know my boyfriend, Shane? He's my Doitsu.
Doitsu by Beelee October 13, 2013
A word meaning Germany in Japanese, often used by fans of Hetalia.
Doitsu just doesn't mean Germany though. It means you have great power. Doitsu is shining bright.
Doitsu ist fabulous

Doitsu is love
Doitsu is life
Shine bright like a Doitsu
Doitsu by Hetalian Derp Kitty February 13, 2015

Doris Day parking 

rock star parking In 1960s Doris Day movies, whenever DD would arrive at her destination, a parking space would be available right in front of it so she could drive her convertible right in. No valets necessary.
When I drove into Hollywood to see "Wicked", there was a
"Doris Day parking" space that was open right in front of the Pantages theater. (Examples are sprinkled throughout all movies of the 60s. Jessica Fletcher ("Murder She Wrote") had the same luck.)
Doris Day parking by John Mar. November 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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