Dortching 

Continuously trying to get a female to like you even though she is showing no interest. Never admitting defeat on a female even though she's shows interest in another man.

"Man I was really Dortching on that girl last night even though she was totally talking to that other guy."

Dortching by Tedcankat May 6, 2013

dilly ditching 

The act of disposing of ones recreational sex toy, particularly a dildo, in a public space. Especially a residential area.

“She went Dilly Ditching because her toy no longer pleased her and she wanted a new one.”

dilly ditching by SkFredyyP November 2, 2020

Ditching 

To ditch somebody is to leave them behind without warning.

I can't believe that bitch Audrey tried ditching me for Brandon's party!!

Ditching by CeeDawg April 17, 2015

Douching through the snow

(verb)

To haphazardly and moronically barrel through icy and/or snow covered roads with reckless abandon while driving, leading to excessive levels of douchebaggery. This usually leads to the vehicle swerving and spinning out as it slips and slides down the road like a graceful 2-ton swan.

May result in traffic pile-ups, cars sitting on their roofs, cars in ditches, and drivers shouting profanities in all directions.

Those who commonly douche through the snow are dipshits who think their car is the Batmobile because they have 4WD, or who are too ignorant to avoid driving in heavy snow in the first place.

(origin c. 2013 - "Sonic Zombie Origins"; from Jingle Bells: "Dashing through the snow")

Original quote:
Sonic the Hedgehog: "Douching through the snow, driving my Hummer, which I don't really need, cause I'm only a single guy!"

We enjoy holding up judges' score cards by the turn on the hill as people go douching through the snow. Oh! Look at our next contestant in the Porsche Cayenne! Two full spins, such form!

Douching through the snow by Agent Blue February 18, 2015

Mountain Douching 

When someone who recently had unprotected sex douches using Mountain Dew hoping that the yellow 5 will kill the sperm.

Elizabeth: I can't believe I didn't use protection.
Julie: Don't worry, you should try mountain douching.

Mountain Douching by Anhydrous-Caffeine March 11, 2011

homie ditching 

the act of ditching your homie for another homie

Yeah, Judy's coming over at 7, but then she's gonna go with Mark at 9 or 10. Man, talk about homie ditching.

homie ditching by draydayy January 30, 2010

Email Douching 

The act of cleaning out your email inbox before your boss gets a chance to read it.

Dude, what are you doing?
Email douching! I think I'm about to get fired!

Email Douching by mybosshasitoutforme October 4, 2012