dinksmack 

A cleaned up version of calling somebody a "Jerk-off" - a subversive way to call someone a chronic masterbater. A very popular term in Utah. Can both be coined as an insult or term of endearment. Used in a sentence: (insult) "You are such a dinksmack!" (Affection) "You will always be a dinksmack in my book"

Why are you SUCH a dinksmack?!

dinksmack by Jlawclark January 21, 2015

dillsmack 

an idiot, a tool, a reject.

"your are the biggest dillsmack I know"

dillsmack by axel2194 September 15, 2009

dicksmack 

a stupid person, or imbecile.

Yo! Dicksmack, stop hitting yourself.

dicksmack by Anonymous October 30, 2002

Dorksmack 

Person who talks excessively about masturbation to a hot female.

Male - "God your hot.. Hey remember that time I interrupted you while you were masturbating?"

Female - "Dorksmack."

Dorksmack by PHATMAN16 May 18, 2011

Dicksmacker 

1. A tool, douchebag, or all around loser who is lacking friends and/or social skills.

2. One who charges rent in Monopoly.

3. A male who literally smacks either his dick, or another's dick, in frequent excess. Can also apply to a female.

Guy with the properties: Hey, you owe me X Dollars.
Me: fine, take it, ya dicksmacker.

or

"Hey look! Isn't that the guy that got punched in the face yesterday?"

"Yeah, he is a level 1 dicksmacker."

Dicksmacker by Skye Guy May 31, 2009

Dicksack 

1) The sack in the front of someones dick, like the sack of the guy with a bagpipe
2) A fat person, a nickname

1) You get a dicksack, you get a dicksack and you get a dicksack
2) Are you in the macdonalds again? Youre such a dicksack

Dicksack by Rietje May 18, 2016

Dilsmack

When somebody is being a fuck tard.

Hey you fucking dilsmack shut the fuck up bitch

Dilsmack by Jamie "RB" Royse July 16, 2008