Dorche

An obnoxious or arrogant person who takes excessive interest in any activity peers consider dumb or dorky.

My roommate spent the entire weekend obsessing over his fantasy football league; he is such a dorche.

by The Diabeteor September 5, 2011

Dorch

A nick name for Old Orchard Beach, ME. Often used by it's adolescent inhabitents. Also the dirty dorch, not to be confused with Dorchester, MA. noun

Hey man, when i leave Iraq i'm going straight back to the Dorch

by SPCjohn April 9, 2008

Dorch

A man with a belly big enough to cover his pecker during a rain. Short for dick porch.

I'm going to kick you square in the dorch!

by RevolutionMusic Dave September 3, 2016

dorch

When you don't have a porch, but want to act like you do, so you just sit in a chair right outside your front door.

Hey, did you see that dummy sittin' on his dorch chillin' and drinking a Natty Light?

by Makin' TV November 2, 2018

dorche

n. pejorative slang term combining dork and douche. The term refers to an individual with a variety of negative qualities, specifically related to odd, foolish, or obnoxious behavior.

Holy cow you're a dorche.

by Rebecca Roadster August 29, 2010

dorch

First mentioned by Arianna Huffington during her speech on the death of Senator/murderer Edward Kennedy, and explained by a caller in Michael Savage's radio show to be secret code word for "Hammer and Sickle" used by übermenschen class.

Arianna Huffington: "Senator (Ted) Kennedy passed the dorch."

by will_be_send_to_labor_camp August 30, 2009

Dorch

Its to small to be a deck...yet its to big to be a simple porch.

"yo andrew lets go chill on your dorch!"

"nukka this aint no deck...its a dorch"

by Andrew and Carly June 11, 2005