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dogitude 

A dogitude is a thought that a man's best friend has, the kind of thinking that results from being a well loved and pampered pet. One can imagine these cliche-like thoughts appearing in thought bubbles hovering above the pooches head.

"Dogitudes" for plural.
Fido thought, "I love this man...when we go for walks together, he stops while I pee and sniff." Or, "Happiness is a bowl of the steak my master is eating." Those are a dogitudes.
dogitude by ElCommissioner November 13, 2022
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doditude 

crappy attitude. So bad that it stinks like do-do. Makes people wonder what the hell they said or did wrong.
You can just leave that doditude at the door.
doditude by wordman07 May 25, 2007

dogitude 

A dogitude is a thought that a man's best friend has, the kind of thinking that results from being a well loved and pampered pet. One can imagine these cliche-like thoughts appearing in thought bubbles hovering above the pooches head.

"Dogitudes" for plural.
Fido thought, "I love this man...when we go for walks together, he stops while I pee and sniff." Or, "Happiness is a bowl of the steak my master is eating." Those are a dogitudes.
dogitude by ElCommissioner November 13, 2022

Dopiture Allouncer 

Annoying people mainly found in Roblox or other games.
Dopiture Allouncer Over Here
Dopiture Allouncer by Lusiac August 25, 2025

Dopiture Allouncer 

The word "Dopiture" comes from the greek term Dopitrosia (Δοπιτροσία) which is used for fools and "Allouncer" is derived from the latin word "Alluncerus" which is often used as a negative name for those who lack personality, "Dopiture Allouncer" is used on those who seem dullard/simpletons
Mann did you see the new student? he was such a dopiture allouncer. what happened to cool people nowadays?
Dopiture Allouncer by anywayeek August 28, 2025

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026