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dogitude 

A dogitude is a thought that a man's best friend has, the kind of thinking that results from being a well loved and pampered pet. One can imagine these cliche-like thoughts appearing in thought bubbles hovering above the pooches head.

"Dogitudes" for plural.
Fido thought, "I love this man...when we go for walks together, he stops while I pee and sniff." Or, "Happiness is a bowl of the steak my master is eating." Those are a dogitudes.
dogitude by ElCommissioner November 13, 2022
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dogitude 

A dogitude is a thought that a man's best friend has, the kind of thinking that results from being a well loved and pampered pet. One can imagine these cliche-like thoughts appearing in thought bubbles hovering above the pooches head.

"Dogitudes" for plural.
Fido thought, "I love this man...when we go for walks together, he stops while I pee and sniff." Or, "Happiness is a bowl of the steak my master is eating." Those are a dogitudes.
dogitude by ElCommissioner November 13, 2022
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