Doosh Canoe 

When someone is acting like so much of a dooshbag, you could float them face down on a river, grab a paddle, jump on their back, and paddle away.

Person 1-Goddammit dude, did you see Justin Bieber's ungratefulness when he was graciously given with that water bottle by means of air mail to his forehead?
Person 2-I know man, he looked thirsty! He has no reason to bitch about that, what a doosh canoe!

Doosh Canoe by Butternutz77 November 17, 2010

dooshcano 

dueche+cano

essentially a duechebag to the next level of queer.

That snitch is such a fuckin dooshcano.

dooshcano by godhatesu April 30, 2009