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DoorFucking 

When someone uses a Sticky Dildo and places it on the edge of the door in between the knobs and puts their legs over the knobs with the dildo inside of them and start fucking it violently making the door swing back and forth.
guy 1: "Dude, it was the hottest thing ever last night, my gf let me watch her while she was doorfucking."
guy 2:"You lucky bastard my gf never does that shit for me."
DoorFucking by Stephano6524 July 14, 2015
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dovefucking

The act of a woman rubbing her breast or nipple against the genitalia of another woman.
Kelly introduced Cassieopeia to dovefucking as she used her breasts and nipples on Cassie's pussy.
dovefucking by MilkmanDan June 30, 2009

dovefucking

The act of rubbing together, or 'tribbing,' between a woman's breast and another woman's vagina.
Jessica's legs opened almost automatically at the sight of Martha's ample but firm bosom; she had been dreaming of this moment for the longest time, and now finally some dovefucking was on the cards.
From A Bird in the Bush by Barbara Cartland
dovefucking by Lez Dawson May 30, 2016

dogfucking 

Wasting time, lazing around, procrastinating. When you're supposed to be somewhere, and you're late, you're dogfucking.
Note this definition has nothing to do with actually having sex with canines.
Guy #1: Is Dave coming?
Guy #2: Who knows how long he'll be, he's been dogfucking all day.
dogfucking by Turbonator November 22, 2005

dogfucking 

To be doing shit-all at work when it is expected to get something done.
"John is a dogfucker, have you even seen him in the last two hours?"

"Whats going on dogfucks?"

"What were you doing, out dogfucking?"
dogfucking by Weldyweldy December 23, 2011

Dofuckingval 

A subject maniacally obsessed with the "Metal Gear Solid" video game franchise. Only requires 48 minutes of sleep to function at maximum capacity while working, attending class, reading countless bullshit novels, and repeatedly beating the same video games in hopes of encountering "Alternative" endings.
"Man, I didn't get much sleep last night. I only got about 48 minutes of it...DOFUCKINGVAL."

"Yo, I just beat "Metal Gear Solid" for the 54th time and the ending is still the same..DOFUCKINGVAL."
Dofuckingval by Gel snake January 7, 2013
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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