Door Handling 

Door handling is the act of inserting ones penis into their own vagina or anus, obviously partaken by hermaphrodites with both sets of genitals... Or weird motherfuckers.

Sam was bored lonely and horny so she/he decided to door handle her/himself.
Soon after, John caught Sam Door Handling and committed suicide...

Door Handling by Motherfucker993 February 11, 2014

Doorhandling 

When your dick contorts itself into a 90° angle shaped like a door handle

Oh shit! My dick is doorhandling!

Doorhandling by Leo_isadog August 19, 2023

Doorhandleing

When you must grab a guys dick to get into a room. It could etheir get you sent to jail or into the club you've aways wanted to be in.

"The club has strict security, I had to resort to doorhandleing the bouncer's dick"

Doorhandleing by anonymous August 7, 2022