Groton Doorhandle

When a man inserts a crack pipe into a woman's vagina, and then twists it around as if opening a door.

Man: Yo you tryna get litty?
Woman: Can't tonight bruh, my pipe still stank after last night's Groton Doorhandle.

by MartyFromGroton May 31, 2018

Polish Doorhandle

The act sticking your hand up your partner's anus, pulling out poop, wiping it all over your dick and cockslapping your partner.

Dude, I totally gave that bitch a Polish Doorhandle.

by poopshack1233 June 30, 2012

Doorhandle Reminder

When your parents are in the car and they forget to unlock the door to let you in because they think the unlock button unlocks the whole car and you start to rapidly pull on the handle to remind them to unlock the door and then they get mad at you for no reason.

*Parents get in car and start to drive off*
*pull* *pull* *pull* *pull* *pull* AKA Doorhandle Reminder
“WHY ARE YOU PULLING ON THE HANDLE SO MUCH!?”

by Philip The Nut November 19, 2017

doorhandle#2232

a hot, swag, funny user on discord >:)

person 1: hey whats your user?
person 2: doorhandle#2232
person 1: damn swag lemme add you rq

by dorrhandle January 3, 2022

Cornish Doorhandle

The act of smearing clotted cream over a door handle for lubrication and then eating a scone

I asked my husband to spice up our love life, I was not expecting a Cornish Doorhandle.

by Spanish Shavings June 26, 2017

Doorhandling

When your dick contorts itself into a 90° angle shaped like a door handle

Oh shit! My dick is doorhandling!

by Leo_isadog August 19, 2023

Macedonian Doorhandle Torch

When you heat up a door handle and insert it rectally until it hits the partners small intestine and burns a hole through it. While the partner is fingering themself until there is blood.

“My friends get really freaky and love to do the Macedonian Doorhandle Torch.”

by Big Black Nightmare January 23, 2025