Doorhandling

When your dick contorts itself into a 90° angle shaped like a door handle
Oh shit! My dick is doorhandling!
by Leo_isadog August 19, 2023
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Quint

A rare genetic mutation that causes someone to have 5 penises
Ma’am, I’m afraid your son has been born with a quint.
by Leo_isadog August 19, 2023
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Shakespearesexual

Identifies with the pronouns thy/thou
"Hey, I'm Emily! I'm Shakespearesexual and I identify with the pronouns thy/thou."
by Leo_isadog January 04, 2022
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Dirty Emberger

Pouring an acid (preferably sulfuric) in a girl’s mouth before she gives you head.
Dude, no way you did a dirty emberger on her!
by Leo_isadog August 23, 2023
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