Doomshade

Noun: A subtle, pessimistic comment someone drops to kill the vibe.

“You two are so perfect together. Let’s hope marriage doesn’t change that. Whoops, doomshade alert.”

by clashdown January 10, 2025

Doushades

Sunglasses worn by a douchebag or tool.

They are characterized by a single or multiple fluorescent colors and are composed entirely of plastic or similar non-metallic material.

Worn at night for best results.

"Hey, those are a great pair of Doushades you got there."
"I know, right? The glossy finish goes great with my slicked-back hair!"

by JMeurer February 5, 2010

doomsteader

A blend of the root words 'doomer' and 'homesteader'.
I doomsteader is a person who sets up a homestead in preparation for doomsday or more commonly the immanent collapse of modern civilization.

The doomsteaders in the ecovillage have their cellars full of food, supplies and defensive weapons.

by Nicholas Kuper May 30, 2008

doomslayer

The most badass demon killer this side of the universe "They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done".-King Novik

The mark of the doomslayer was burned upon his crypt, a warning to all of Hell that the terror within must never be freed. There he lies still, and ever more, in silent suffering. - Slayer's Testament

by doomiseternal52 February 16, 2021

doomsdate

When you hook up by convincing someone the world is about to end.

Hey, baby, did you hear the world's gonna end on October 7th? Wanna doomsdate in the back of my van?

by dr_pete November 26, 2015

doomsayer

A disgruntled and cynical person, usually a gamer roaming the forums and internet proclaiming the coming death of a certain game - usually following a controversial game update/patch.

Matt: So Dave, how do you like the new Clash of Clans update?
Dave: They really screwed over the casual player by destroying farming. I think they have about one month to fix things or all casuals will leave and the game will for sure die.
Matt: You're such a doomsayer, Dave.

by PiggyBa April 4, 2016

doomshart

a bloody shart.

see "shart" for further information

John had a sick doomshart the other day.

by joedevo June 28, 2007