dookeysquirt Share definition Flag A long way of telling someone youve gotta drop some doodoo. Hey man after we get finished droppin' dem logs off we gotta make a bathroom break cause im gone dookeysquirt all over d place. dookeysquirt by ren.walker1 January 26, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the dookeysquirt mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch