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Googlization

-- Googlization means a creepy feeling that Google is dominating our everyday life from PC to mobile phones.
"It's scary to think Google knows everything about me from my Google search preference, Gmail correspondence, Google map, and Google calendar! And it even follows me in my HTC Android phone. Fuck that I am trapped in this Googlization world!!"
Googlization by cherryummy September 19, 2009

Dogligations 

The need to return to one's home at the same time every day in order to walk and feed one's pets.
I'll catch up with you guys at the bar, I gotta meet my dogligations first.
Dogligations by DrewChicago August 14, 2009

Degooglization 

The process and goal of removing Google from a person's life, and the influence it has over them.
The return to a more meaningful, and thought provoking internet experience
By going through the degooglization process, my internet searches are becoming more focused in fact based results, versus ad based.
Degooglization by open mind 589 April 10, 2021
Word of the Day on February 2, 2025

dongleization

The process of bestowing a phallus upon where before there was none.
Jeneane, feeling she was born into the wrong body underwent dongleization.
dongleization by adman86 June 23, 2010

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026