Doofosity

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The state of being a doofus

Mum: Stop this doofosity! Sit, Down, Now.

Doofosity by Nonexistentwordsarethebest July 10, 2020

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doobosity

full of doobiness; being a doob; being an ignorant noob all the time.

Jeb - wtf was Gene doing he's being such a doob

Keb - i know, so doobious...

Keb - fuckin doobosity.

doobosity by mistakevo December 4, 2010

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Related Words

Doofosity • doobosity • Doobocity • Dopeosity • Dufosity • goofosity • Poofosity

Dufosity

One dufus, mulltiple dufi (pl.)...with the ultimate "cluster" being referred to as...a dufosity.

The "Mixing Bowl" interstate interchange, located in Springfield, Va, is the pinnacle of dufosity...when it comes to poor transportation engineering.

Dufosity by pixelboy411 June 2, 2009

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Dopeosity

Dope-os-city: meaning a superly total awesomeness (thing or action) that can be only described using the words dope and the suffix osity to emphasize how cool it is because the action or the thing going on around you is sooooo awesome that it could not be contained by just one word

Guy 1: dude i totally boned two chicks, lit an L and went to bed, had a hour long firedrill postponing my exam until next week and i found 300 bucks on the floor

Guy 2: Dude ! thts total dopeosity

Guy 1: Dude brazilian twins at 9' o clock

Guy 2: ....Dopeosity

Dopeosity by JONES !!! April 10, 2010

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goofosity

The amount of goofy-ness contained in a person, place, or thing.

Zac is very weird and goofy, he has an extremely large amount of goofosity.

goofosity by GingerGamer April 29, 2015

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Poofosity

Noun. A word that names the extent of the springiness or the poofiness of an object.

I've never seen such poofosity in anyones' hair before.

Poofosity by island fred June 10, 2008

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Doobocity

The amount of weed left in a particular joint, or bowl.

Bro #1. "Hey man, wanna hit this?"

Bro #2. "Whats the doobocity?"

Bro #1. "Pretty low dude..."

Bro #2. "Nah man, I'm all set"

Doobocity by NascarNigger69 March 27, 2011

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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