Doofosity 

The state of being a doofus

Mum: Stop this doofosity! Sit, Down, Now.

Doofosity by Nonexistentwordsarethebest July 10, 2020

doobosity 

full of doobiness; being a doob; being an ignorant noob all the time.

Jeb - wtf was Gene doing he's being such a doob

Keb - i know, so doobious...

Keb - fuckin doobosity.

doobosity by mistakevo December 4, 2010

Dufosity

One dufus, mulltiple dufi (pl.)...with the ultimate "cluster" being referred to as...a dufosity.

The "Mixing Bowl" interstate interchange, located in Springfield, Va, is the pinnacle of dufosity...when it comes to poor transportation engineering.

Dufosity by pixelboy411 June 2, 2009

Dopeosity

Dope-os-city: meaning a superly total awesomeness (thing or action) that can be only described using the words dope and the suffix osity to emphasize how cool it is because the action or the thing going on around you is sooooo awesome that it could not be contained by just one word

Guy 1: dude i totally boned two chicks, lit an L and went to bed, had a hour long firedrill postponing my exam until next week and i found 300 bucks on the floor

Guy 2: Dude ! thts total dopeosity

Guy 1: Dude brazilian twins at 9' o clock

Guy 2: ....Dopeosity

Dopeosity by JONES !!! April 10, 2010

goofosity 

The amount of goofy-ness contained in a person, place, or thing.

Zac is very weird and goofy, he has an extremely large amount of goofosity.

goofosity by GingerGamer April 29, 2015

Poofosity 

Noun. A word that names the extent of the springiness or the poofiness of an object.

I've never seen such poofosity in anyones' hair before.

Poofosity by island fred June 10, 2008

Doobocity 

The amount of weed left in a particular joint, or bowl.

Bro #1. "Hey man, wanna hit this?"

Bro #2. "Whats the doobocity?"

Bro #1. "Pretty low dude..."

Bro #2. "Nah man, I'm all set"

Doobocity by NascarNigger69 March 27, 2011