Poofosity 

Noun. A word that names the extent of the springiness or the poofiness of an object.

I've never seen such poofosity in anyones' hair before.

Poofosity by island fred June 10, 2008

pooposite 

when you are trying to say that something is the opposite of something, but it's either bad or hilarious.

I'm the pooposite of drunk right now.

pooposite by un false December 8, 2010

Pomposity

The art of behaving with a lack of class and elegance due to an super-inflated ego, causing one to respond to other non-pompous people in a condescending manner. This phenomenon appears to be much more common in middle-aged women.

Oh, here she comes with her red lipstick and designer pomposity!

Pomposity by HooHoo Dillah March 3, 2020

Pooposition 

The serious conversation you bring up to your girlfriend/wife/fling about doing anal.

Debano " Listen. Babe. I got a Pooposition for you."

Beky" I'm listening."

Debano" If you allow us to experiment with back door penetration...I'll go shopping with you more..."

Beky" Alright! But we must use mass amounts of lube!"

Pooposition by Daravouchi December 3, 2013

goofosity 

The amount of goofy-ness contained in a person, place, or thing.

Zac is very weird and goofy, he has an extremely large amount of goofosity.

goofosity by GingerGamer April 29, 2015

Pomposity

Someone who is full of themself.Grandiose Opinion of ones self.

Scott was really showing his pomposity today!!

Pomposity by Dragondoc April 14, 2008

Board of Pomposity

A group of pretentious snobs who feel they have the right to criticizing eveyone and everything.

I hate those arrogant bastards. I bet they are members of the board of pomposity.

Board of Pomposity by B of P February 8, 2004