1.) A word made popular by comic Alex Steinaway often used by Asian-American comedian Michelle Hierholzer. adjective used to describe a person who says or does something really dorky. this term is usually used by females to describe a certain type of male.
2.) this term can also be used in plural form to sum up or describe a specific larger chunk of people or groups that are of the same kind and seem to have assembled all in one place at one time. people use this term to describe a group of socially awkward people who they do not relate to or who they do not want to be associated with.
1.) guy: did it hurt?
girl: did what hurt?
guy: when you fell from heaven...
girl:...doofwang.
2.) person #1: do you like justin bieber?
person #2: no
person #1: why not?!
person #2: because only doofwangs like justin bieber.
girl #1: how was the club last night?
girl # 2: terrible...no one except a bunch of doofwangs.
girl # 3: gasp!!
1. Someone of lower mental capacity.
2. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept.
3. A person who wanders around town with his underwear on outside of his jeans and/or shirts on inside out.
I was at the post office when this doofangle wandered in; He tried to put a trout in the Out of Town mail and his ball huggers had skid marks on them.
A thing that pops up and tells you that you have new emails when they are pretty much all from one person.
"...the worst part tho was i felt really loved cos the doofanger popped up and said u have 5 new emails and they were pretty much all from you :P But thanks anyway!"
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.