something you eat. it smells horrible, and most people secretly eat it. you take your poop from the toilet, put it in a waffle machine thing, then wait for it to finish. once it’s done, take it out and add some toppings like fruit. after you eat it
“damn, I could really use some doodoodesert right now. it tastes so good”
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.