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doodling your noodle 

To play with one's self; masturbation. Term is specifically used when talking about Asians.
Sam: Dean were you doodling your noodle to BustyAsianBeauties.com??

horse doodling 

Verb.

The act of doing something that is in no way benfecial to the mission or activity.

Lots of people use this phrase. But no one you know.

See also: monkeying about

Source: Red Vs Blue, episode 53.
Griff: You said it was a real phrase like "horse doodling!"
horse doodling by Evil Badman March 30, 2005

Cooter Doodling 

The art of drawing with ones vagina.
Just as I thought I'd seen everything the internet has to offer, I stumble into a video chat room where a young woman squatting over a dry erase board was Cooter Doodling "Hello Kitty" at a 6th grade level.
Cooter Doodling by Dmyster92 May 12, 2013

phone doodling 

When one performs meaningless tasks on their cell phone. This includes things like re-reading old text messages and unnecessarily scrolling through their contact list. One resorts to phone doodling when they want to make themselves look cool, popular, busy, or important while in the presence of others.
Person 1: "Hey man you've been playing with your phone for awile now, what's up with that?"

Person 2: "Oh, I'm just texting back this chick I met at the bar last night."

Person 1: "No your not, your phone doodling you pathetic looser!"
phone doodling by axkiocjg577 June 21, 2009

Cock doodling 

A guy that can't keep his dick in his pants.
I know my boyfriend is out cock doodling.
Cock doodling by NoPo503 December 14, 2015

horse doodling 

A real phrase that people use all the time. You want to get it right so you don't look like a jackass. See: monkeying about.
Grif was horse doodling in the base.
horse doodling by ngamer007 May 13, 2005
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