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doodling your noodle

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To play with one's self; masturbation. Term is specifically used when talking about Asians.
Sam: Dean were you doodling your noodle to BustyAsianBeauties.com??
by Sam Winchesterr February 21, 2011
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horse doodling

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Verb.

The act of doing something that is in no way benfecial to the mission or activity.

Lots of people use this phrase. But no one you know.

See also: monkeying about

Source: Red Vs Blue, episode 53.
Griff: You said it was a real phrase like "horse doodling!"
by Evil Badman March 30, 2005
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Cooter Doodling

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The art of drawing with ones vagina.
Just as I thought I'd seen everything the internet has to offer, I stumble into a video chat room where a young woman squatting over a dry erase board was Cooter Doodling "Hello Kitty" at a 6th grade level.
by Dmyster92 May 12, 2013
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phone doodling

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When one performs meaningless tasks on their cell phone. This includes things like re-reading old text messages and unnecessarily scrolling through their contact list. One resorts to phone doodling when they want to make themselves look cool, popular, busy, or important while in the presence of others.
Person 1: "Hey man you've been playing with your phone for awile now, what's up with that?"

Person 2: "Oh, I'm just texting back this chick I met at the bar last night."

Person 1: "No your not, your phone doodling you pathetic looser!"
by axkiocjg577 June 21, 2009
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Cock doodling

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A guy that can't keep his dick in his pants.
I know my boyfriend is out cock doodling.
by NoPo503 December 14, 2015
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horse doodling

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A real phrase that people use all the time. You want to get it right so you don't look like a jackass. See: monkeying about.
Grif was horse doodling in the base.
by ngamer007 May 13, 2005
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