Grif

verb. To take a grif, this is a process that involves the following: Peeing, smoking, and of course...refilling your beer.

Synonyms: Grift

*may also involve having a quickie, when possible.

"Be right back guys, gotta go pull a grif."

by Candi Apple June 30, 2009

Grif

Someone who is not comfortable defining themselves as either male or female; an androgynous person; Usaully queer though not always.

Is that a boy or a girl?
Neither, it's a grif.

by N/A January 27, 2005

Griffed

Verb: To be mislead or confused by your pal. To innocently not speak the truth.

You were wrong about having watermelon in the cafeteria today. Dang, I got Griffed!

by Cdmfl April 17, 2014

grif

1. Character from the popular webseries, Red Versus Blue, at www.redvsblue.com. Is in the Red Army, and is ridiculed and ostracized by the other members in his squad. Full name is Dexter Grif.
2. My UD SN

Grif is my favorite character from red versus blue. Watch it at www.redvsblue.com.

by Grif July 06, 2004

griffing

(at the end of a night) to stand outside a bar or club stone cold sober and prey on drunk girls coming out

Steve: im really bored of this coursework.
Greg: lets go griffing outside gatecrasher.
steve: great idea.

by lambo319 March 23, 2013

Griffed

adjective meaning to do something profoundly stupid to oneself. Named after professional stunt performer named Matt Griff of the late 90's early 2000's who would repeatedly get jacked up and hurt himself.

You see that dude sit on his bedpost? He just totally griffed himself!

Man, I griffed myself last night when I ate the pop rocks and coke.

by Jimmy She'Dazzle May 16, 2009

Griffed

To have someone who once held a positition of high regard lie to your face and you believe it.

Adam was listing all the things Michael had done in his life and it was obvious he had been Griffed.

by hiemlich schlonge February 22, 2010