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verb. To take a grif, this is a process that involves the following: Peeing, smoking, and of course...refilling your beer.

Synonyms: Grift

*may also involve having a quickie, when possible.
Grif by Candi Apple June 29, 2009
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Someone who is not comfortable defining themselves as either male or female; an androgynous person; Usaully queer though not always.
Is that a boy or a girl?
Neither, it's a grif.
Grif by N/A January 27, 2005
Someone that would beat the shit outta savo
Grif by Bitch add me September 21, 2020
Grif is a name
Grif is infact, a name
Grif by TheGrifshot November 22, 2021

Grif moment

When person one asks a normal question (such as why are we here) and person two responds with a tangent on beliefs or religion.
Simmons: hey
Griff: yeah?
Simmons: ever wonder why we’re here?
Griff: It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it. Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of... some cosmic coincidence or, is there really a God... watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
Simmons: man you just had a grif moment
Grif moment by Bro_om February 17, 2020

grif-griefer

Someone who spends their time in a multiplayer video game intentionally ruining enjoyment for players that are too bad/incompetent/retarded to properly defend themselves.
Did you see that grif-griefer over there? I bet he lives in his mom’s basement.
grif-griefer by Fuzzy_OwO November 29, 2021