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Grif
verb. To take a grif, this is a process that involves the following: Peeing, smoking, and of course...refilling your beer.
Synonyms: Grift
*may also involve having a quickie, when possible.
Synonyms: Grift
*may also involve having a quickie, when possible.
Grif by Candi Apple June 29, 2009
Grif
Grif by Bitch add me September 21, 2020
Grif moment
When person one asks a normal question (such as why are we here) and person two responds with a tangent on beliefs or religion.
Simmons: hey
Griff: yeah?
Simmons: ever wonder why we’re here?
Griff: It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it. Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of... some cosmic coincidence or, is there really a God... watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
Simmons: man you just had a grif moment
Griff: yeah?
Simmons: ever wonder why we’re here?
Griff: It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it. Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of... some cosmic coincidence or, is there really a God... watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
Simmons: man you just had a grif moment
Grif moment by Bro_om February 17, 2020
grif-griefer
Someone who spends their time in a multiplayer video game intentionally ruining enjoyment for players that are too bad/incompetent/retarded to properly defend themselves.
grif-griefer by Fuzzy_OwO November 29, 2021
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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