A coup de grace where one drags their finger through their ass and wipes it under a rivals nose. Though, not used very often after adolescence, a dookie finger carries more weight than a slap in the face with a white glove.

Jacob wanted to give her a dirty sanchez before she dumped him but she wouldn't let him tap that ass, so he had to settle for a dookie finger.

Dookie Finger by keifermail August 14, 2009

Related Words

Doodie Finger • Dookie Finger • Cheez doodle fingers • finger doodle • doobiefingers • doodie • doodie head • Doodie booty • doodie bubbles • Doodie As

finger doodle

To play with one's twat.

Last night, we wanted some afternoon delight, but only ended up with some finger doodle.

finger doodle by Missy Levesque December 21, 2007

finger-doodle

any residue on or hanging on the end of your finger after fingering a girl

I didn't have any condoms last night and didn't want to get her pregnant so I fingered her. But when I was done I had some finger-doodle.

finger-doodle by have-a-laugh 69 July 16, 2010

Cheez doodle fingers

When you eat cheez doodles, cheetos, doritos, etc. And get the cheez powder on your fingers. Gets larger over time.

Dude I had a bad case of cheez doodle fingers so I just had my dog lick it off.

Cheez doodle fingers by Sohighrightnow June 1, 2009

doobiefingers

(adj.)
pre-joint: as one is doing the preparations or actions of rolling a joint, they encounter a diminutive amount marijuana residue on their fingers.

post-joint: after one, or a group has successfully smoked and passed around a joint, they may realize their fingers have a sticky marijuana residue, that may even have a slightly odorous resonating smell.

"I'll massage your face but I've got to warn you, I've got doobiefingers right now."

"No, I can't do that right now, I have doobiefingers."

"And then I tried to wipe my hands #doobiefingers'"

"Man, I can't even type anymore because of these doobiefingers."

doobiefingers by doobiefinger dood October 3, 2012

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026