Doodie Finger

When you go to wipe your ass and you get shit on your finger.

“I had the screen door shits this morning and when I went to wipe my ass, I got doodie finger.” Jayson

by BUTT0N February 8, 2021

Dookie Finger

A coup de grace where one drags their finger through their ass and wipes it under a rivals nose. Though, not used very often after adolescence, a dookie finger carries more weight than a slap in the face with a white glove.

Jacob wanted to give her a dirty sanchez before she dumped him but she wouldn't let him tap that ass, so he had to settle for a dookie finger.

by keifermail August 14, 2009

finger doodle

To play with one's twat.

Last night, we wanted some afternoon delight, but only ended up with some finger doodle.

by Missy Levesque December 21, 2007

finger-doodle

any residue on or hanging on the end of your finger after fingering a girl

I didn't have any condoms last night and didn't want to get her pregnant so I fingered her. But when I was done I had some finger-doodle.

by have-a-laugh 69 July 16, 2010

Cheez doodle fingers

When you eat cheez doodles, cheetos, doritos, etc. And get the cheez powder on your fingers. Gets larger over time.

Dude I had a bad case of cheez doodle fingers so I just had my dog lick it off.

by Sohighrightnow June 1, 2009

doobiefingers

(adj.)
pre-joint: as one is doing the preparations or actions of rolling a joint, they encounter a diminutive amount marijuana residue on their fingers.

post-joint: after one, or a group has successfully smoked and passed around a joint, they may realize their fingers have a sticky marijuana residue, that may even have a slightly odorous resonating smell.

"I'll massage your face but I've got to warn you, I've got doobiefingers right now."

"No, I can't do that right now, I have doobiefingers."

"And then I tried to wipe my hands #doobiefingers'"

"Man, I can't even type anymore because of these doobiefingers."

by doobiefinger dood October 3, 2012