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When you go to wipe your ass and you get shit on your finger.
ā€œI had the screen door shits this morning and when I went to wipe my ass, I got doodie finger.ā€ Jayson
by BUTT0N February 08, 2021
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Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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